i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
(Source: s4bleye, via dustinmathisen)
Different Sherlock portrayals as cats. Because I can.
House is the uncontrollable crazy cat.
Robert Downey Jr. cat is the flaunting type.
BBC Sherlock is the brooding cat.
Elementary Sherlock is the cuddly one.
Canon Sherlock is an awesome YouTube keyboard cat that Watson is always impressed by.
(via welcometogeektown)
if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it
(via theconsultingdoctor)
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US
AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED
IT WAS EVERYWHERE
IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
Ecuador escaped
Haha bitches
(Source: ameliaxpond, via welcometogeektown)
I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.
DAMN YOU WONDERFUL PERSON YOU.
That’s classy.
(via dustinmathisen)
this is my favourite picture ever
WAIT WHAAT
Classy
hahahahahAHAHAHA harry is a disgrace i love him
(via fiftyshadesofbarakat)
i want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,
who uses a machete to cut through red tape,
with fingernails that shine like justice,
and a voice that is dark, like tinted glass.
(via ho-ho-my-lad)
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
(via meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin)
we need some new and more powerful swears
(via meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin)
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me.
(via meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin)
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
holy SHIT
(via falloutrejectsatthedisco)
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
(via supcake)
on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
(Source: mmtion, via fiftyshadesofbarakat)
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
(via gallifreyantimelady)
